Astronomer hires Gwyneth Paltrow as spokesperson after Coldplay kiss cam scandal
“What the actual…”
They both no longer work at Astronomer.
“Ozzy, we love you, wherever you’re going.”
“I don’t condone cheating…anymore”.
“We don’t have any of that Coldplay snidey fucking camera shit.”
The frontman could not stop laughing.
Going in a different direction.
The company’s co-founder has stepped up.
“Either they’re having an affair, or they’re very shy.”
Andy Byron is yet to comment.
His company confirmed it is a fake.
Going against the grain on album one.