Why does every 1990s alternative rocker seem to be a Chicago Cubs fan?
The baseball allegiance is weirdly consistent.
The baseball allegiance is weirdly consistent.
“I don’t find it interesting at all for ME to write about MYSELF.”
“I think it’s a little bit boring for me to write about myself.”
“I say this with the utmost respect…”
“Can you believe Donny hasn’t received a real Nobel Peace Prize yet?”
Playing all the right notes.