From The Vault Archives: 10/2025

When the drugs don’t work, baked pasta might.

“I was very inspired by the sonics that were going on in other more sort of subculture music forms…”

Typical “male bonding”.

Bowing out.

Just not working out.

“There’s something about that.”

“Molesters of children, corruptors of youth / It’s there in the paper, it must be the truth”.

“It had to be a hit.”

A power-pop classic.

Based on a true story.

“Missionaries of apocalyptic sex”.

Charisma personified.