Chuck Norris

They managed to surprise everyone.

Pot, meet kettle.

He was in on the joke.

An iconic duo.

No cause of death has been revealed.

The actor is 86.

He was too proud.

“I’m proud of them all.”

At least we had the memes.

A scrap of the ages.

“Someone I would never want to be on the receiving end of a kick from.” 

They all fizzled out.