‘South Park’ delivers Jeffrey Epstein-shaped twist on Christmas special
South Park has returned with its final episode of this divisive run, appearing to end the plotline between Satan and Donald Trump with a twist that rings eerily of the demise of Jeffrey Epstein.
In the last episode of the year, which aired on December 10th, it opened with Jesus, who is attempting to lend counsel to the character Stan Marsh after ICE raids closed his income and took his home. However, Jesus has succumbed to a shallow Christianity and is no help at all.
The episode, titled ‘The Crap Out’, gears up to depict the birth of Trump and Satan’s baby, but the president has gone missing ahead of the due date. Instead, he has run off with Vice President JD Vance, his lover on the side, to bust their friend Peter Thiel out of jail.
Meanwhile, Satan comes across a blue jockstrap and realises Trump has been unfaithful with Vance. Towelie appears for the first time in eight episodes, covered in bodily fluid and ready to share the White House gossip.
The pair speed off to confront the president; however, just as they do, Jesus swoops in to defend Trump’s honour.
“This is a great man protecting our country from facts,” Jesus tells Satan, who retaliates, “This man is a con artist, and I will deal with him.”
Alas, Satan cannot carry out his scheme as he begins to have contractions and is taken to the hospital, lamenting how he consistently chooses “the worst guys”. Trump, Vance, Thiel, Jesus and United States Secretary of War Pete Hegseth storm Hell’s Pass Hospital to kill the Antichrist.
However, it is then revealed that Satan and Trump’s baby was found hanging from its neck inside the womb. Curiously, the ultrasound had some footage missing; coincidentally, this was the very case with Epstein while he was facing trial for sexual misconduct.
Trump rejoices, back in the White House, and Satan leaves, seemingly putting an end to their affair.
The exact premiere date for season 29 has not yet been announced, but it is expected sometime in 2026.
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