Five bands Robert Smith can’t stand
There is something joyously juvenile about Robert Smith.
He’s been rocking the same mopey college aesthetic now for over 40 years, slowly mutating it into your favourite Kaftan-wearing aunt’s general oeuvre. But beneath the billowing black gowns, a youthful, art student remains, meaning that his opinions have often come out as unguarded snarls.
Over the years, he has sunk his claws into the likes of Queen, Def Leppard and Morrissey, later claiming his feud with the latter was “imaginary” despite a slew of fiercely fanged lambasts to the contrary. He isn’t the provocative type, really, but he is a witty fellow with things to say, so if you probe him in the right way, then he may well have a harsh word to say.
His latest feud came to the fore when Paul Weller flew off the handle and called Smith a “fucking fat c*nt, with his lipstick and all that bollocks”. He continued his diatribe against the Cure man by adding, “He is my age as well, isn’t he? He’s a fucking knob end”.
The clearly enraged Jam singer then concluded, “I don’t like him. There you go. There’s someone I wouldn’t work with. I’d fucking slap him, or something.” Strangely, neither Weller nor The Jam feature in Smith’s notable list of hates, but I suppose, if anything, the comments may well show that Smith is as divisive as he likes his music to be.
His heroes are the likes of David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix and Nick Drake. And he usually likes the further reaches of their discography best, once proclaiming, “David Bowie’s Low is the greatest record ever made”, championing the Starman’s most avant-garde offering as his apex. So, if there is a thread that ties his music loves and loathes, a sense of atmosphere and experimentalism might be a paramount deciding factor.
Below we have curated his most outspoken opinions over the years and collected the bands that he hates most in this world. He might love David Bowie, The Stranglers, Mogwai, Placebo and more, but not everyone he has come across he has lavished in praise. Nevertheless, even when he is hurling abuse, at least he is usually funny about it.
Five bands hated by Robert Smith:
Queen
Delving into darkness with The Cure, Smith found songwriting inspiration in the sincerity of ethereal stars like Nick Drake. Thus, it is perhaps no surprise that Queen’s gaudy, fun pop was not to his liking. Strangely, it is often forgotten that only six years separate the debuts of Queen and The Cure, showcasing how innovative Smith’s band truly were upon arrival.
However, he was harsher than you might expect when it comes to criticism of his contemporaries’ output. “Well, I never liked Queen,” he once said, “I can honestly say I hated Queen and everything that they did.” I suppose there is the Smith way of doing things and the Freddie Mercury way, and never the twain shall meet.
You would never find the Cure frontman thrusting his fist to the heavens as he delivers a high note.
The Darkness
If he hated Queen, then it only stood to reason that Smith wasn’t going to be too fond of their Mark II emergence from 2003. When Smith was asked about playing alongside the Lowestoft hair rockers at Reading and Leeds Festival, he likened The Darkness to his dearly be-loathed Queen. He criticised: “To have that rehashed and reheated for a second time around is pretty weird. So, no, I don’t like the Darkness at all.”
It wasn’t merely the alleged lack of originality that rubbed him the wrong way, either. The Cure frontman also thought of their twee styling as less than charming and dubbed them a “comedy band”. In short, not the sort of act he was happy to be headlining alongside. Once more, sincerity was his major gripe, and he has not let up on this since, despite Justin Hawkins being a firm fan of The Cure.
Morrissey
Smith once stated that his feud with Morrissey was merely “imaginary”, as he commented: “I’ve realised how easily these things can spiral because people want it to be something. They’re desperate for it to be some sort of soap opera.”
However, that seems starkly contrasting to the time when he said, “If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I’ll eat meat. That’s how much I hate Morrissey.” And things got worse still when Morrissey retaliated by calling Smith a “whinebag” before The Cure frontman savagely snarled, “Morrissey’s so depressing if he doesn’t [off] himself soon, I probably will.” Just a friendly bit of competitive soap opera from everyone’s favourite auntie, I suppose.
Def Leppard
Robert Smith proudly proclaimed the indie tenet that The Cure would never go mainstream unless the mainstream came to them. With Wish, it nearly did. Sadly, they were pipped to the top spot in the States by Def Leppard. This was a fact that stuck in Smith’s craw. They’ve never charted higher in all the years since, meaning the dastardly Def Leppard remain an insurmountable hurdle.
“I wanted the album to be number one in America,” he opined. “I hate Def Leppard. I hate them anyway, but I hate them even more now.” Once more, it would seem it is the glam side of tock that the frontman is against. Despite sharing a love of Bowie with the Def, it was their hair-rock side that Smith couldn’t stomach
Duran Duran
Duran Duran never made any apology for what they were all about. In fact, Simon Le Bon once even said, “That was the whole point in forming a band. Girls. Absolutely gorgeous girls.” They were a symbol of 1980s excess and irreverence, embodying the era’s triumvirate of sex, drugs, and more pomade than any one pop band should surely ever need. Meanwhile, Smith wanted his music to have more substance and less gratuitous sax.
As Smith recently explained: “It was generally Duran Duran, which is really sad because they loved us and they used to come to our shows. But they represented everything we hated: the whole glamorous 80s, consumer bullshit; this horror show that we were up against.” Once again, he notes that it’s a shame that the ‘boy band’ in question happened to be fond of his own music–you can’t choose your fans.
