The “godawful” erotic thriller Roger Ebert hated with a passion: “Not good in any rational way”
It didn’t turn him on.
Roger Ebert
The “repugnant” erotic drama that made Roger Ebert feel unclean: “An intensely depressing experience”
Dirty old men will have that effect.
The rom-com Roger Ebert hated: “Can’t have sex in a family picture”
This one caused Ebert to get creative.
The comedy “calamity” that made Roger Ebert weep for cinema: “Why did they do it?”
Not a laugh to be found.
The “sad, cruel” movie Roger Ebert wished he’d never seen: “Why do I have to watch this?”
That’s the job, unfortunately.
The “strange, confused, unpleasant movie” Roger Ebert awarded zero stars: “Isn’t it sickening?”
And that was being generous.
The James Bond movie Roger Ebert loved: “Triumphantly reinvents 007”
“A full-blooded, joyous, intelligent celebration.”
Three beloved movies Roger Ebert hated with a passion: “Likely to be disturbing to small children”
Come on, Rog! What were you thinking?!
Roger Ebert’s favourite horror movies: “Constructed almost entirely out of fear”
He wasn’t a horror lover.