Roger Ebert

And that was just the characters.

Once was enough.

As one does.

Not a fan of ‘The King’.

A terrible movie.

Quite the about-face.

Zero stars, naturally.

Aged like milk.

The worst movies of Ebert’s tenure as a critic.

The only one worth saving.

“An adult man brutally hammers her to within an inch of her life.”

At least he made it to the credits.