David Lee Roth claims Sammy Hagar was abducted and “sex probed” by aliens
The feud between former Van Halen singers David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar has taken an unexpected turn with Roth accusing Hagar of being “sex probed” by aliens following an induction.
The two hard rock vocalists have never seen eye-to-eye, but in recent times, their rivalry has escalated. Last year, Hagar said of Roth: “He’s a showman. He’s all show. I enjoy him. But you talk about cringing. I can’t imagine how he feels when he looks at some of them old videos, the way he was dancing and moving, and the way he was singing live sometimes.”
“I don’t know how he feels about all that, but I don’t think he cares. The difference between him and I [is] I sincerely care — I care about everything I do and I care how it affects people and I care what they think,” Hagar added.
Now, Roth has fired back to the attack in a new YouTube video titled ‘The Ballad of Popsicle Sam’. In the clip, he mentions Hagar’s previous claim that he was abducted by aliens as a teenager, which he believes explains his recent conduct.
“According to Sam, he was abducted by aliens. I know that when you’re abducted by aliens you get sex probed. I am compelled to solicit this sordid subject in an effort to explain Sam Hagar’s conduct. For the last 10 summers I haven’t said a single syllable about him. Not one. I defy you,” he told viewers.
Roth continued: “And in the face of a constant fart gas aimed in our direction here at the Mojo Dojo Diamond Dave Laboratories. And I think we’ve arrived at both the technical and the medical answer that may explain some of Sammy Hagar’s conduct and his constant spew of diarrhea vitriol in our direction. Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens and he was sex probed.”
While Roth he admitted to having “no idea” of the precise details of the abduction, the frontman continued: “But what I do know with absolute accuracy is that if you take a half of a popsicle and you jam it into a cassette tape player, no matter how carefully you extract it, that tape player will never play the same again.”
“No matter how carefully you try and fix those delicate little parts. And it’ll get worse and it’ll seem like the singer that you used to [be] will stop making sense whatsoever. A lot like Sam,” Roth concluded.
Watch his full video below.
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