The “completely dedicated” actor Michael Caine compared to Arnold Schwarzenegger
Biceps and bravura.
Biceps and bravura.
“Hello” was clearly out of the question.
With an assist from Elizabeth Taylor.
Just a couple of jobbing thespians.
The end result wasn’t what he had in mind.
Just call it what it is.
Thankfully, cooler heads prevailed.
It ain’t the years, it’s the mileage.
The benchmark had been set.
The jury should remain out.
A childhood dream made real.