The Week in Number Ones: Loreen, Lil Durk, and Hanson
Welcome back to The Week in Number Ones, where all the biggest chart movers from the US and UK charts get condensed into one article.
I don’t always like to call attention to myself when I’m right, but this week, I feel the need to pat myself on the back just a little bit. That’s because the Foo Fighters have a new drummer, Josh Freese. And you know who called it? This guy! The proof is right here, dated January of 2023 and unaltered in the time since. Who’s that at number one on this speculative list? Joshua Ryan Muthafuckin’ Freese, baby!
You’ve almost certainly heard Freese’s drumming somewhere before. He’s played on everything from Meredith Brooks’ ‘Bitch’ to Evanescence’s ‘Bring Me To Life’. He’s a permanent member of punk legends The Vandals and new wave heroes Devo. In fact, here’s a short list of Freese’s collaborators, heavily distilled for time and clarity: Bruce Springsteen, Avril Lavigne, Puddle of Mudd, Chris Cornell, Danny Elfman, Rob Zombie, 3 Doors Down, Ween, Good Charlotte, A Perfect Circle, Sting, Daughtry, Nine Inch Nails, Miley Cyrus, Guns ‘N Roses, Selena Gomez, Ricky Martin, 100 Gecs, and Queens of the Stone Age.
It was his connection with the latter band, plus Freese’s origins in the late 1980s punk scene, that probably endeared him to Grohl. The Foo Fighters didn’t just need a drummer: they needed someone who could play stadiums, understand the hardcore punk roots that all of the members bring to the table, and can crack a joke or participate in a skit when called upon. When it comes down to brass tax, there’s simply no man more qualified for the job than Freese.
The real question is whether Freese will stick around or not. He revealed during his inaugural live stream that Grohl had performed the drums on the Foo’s upcoming album, But Here We Are. Freese is the biggest hired gun drummer in the world, and it seems like too lucrative of a gig to pass up. But then again, so is joining the Foo Fighters. I wouldn’t be surprised if Freese is just sticking around for the band’s current touring commitments, but I also wouldn’t be shocked if Freese decides (or is allowed by Grohl) to stay in one place for the first time in his musical career.
This week, we look at some Eurovision winners and take a trip into Lil Durk’s singular take on modern rap. Then, we get ourselves mentally prepared to face our own mortality with… Hanson’s ‘MMMBop’? All that and more as we round up the best chart news of the modern-day and recent past.
Current UK Number One: ‘Miracle’ – Calvin Harris & Ellie Goulding
You Brits are wildin’. When I promise you that nobody in America cares about Eurovision, I mean that only the most dedicated of Europhiles even have a vague idea of what’s going on there. We Americans collectively decided that, after ABBA and that Will Ferrell movie, nothing else about Eurovision was worth paying attention to. We don’t even care about Måneskin all that much, and those that do probably don’t associate them with Eurovision.
But you Brits are something different. If the pop charts are to be believed, you can’t get enough of that silly singing competition. Four different competing entries from this year’s contest have now popped up in the top ten of the UK Singles Chart after the competition officially ended roughly two weeks ago. The UK’s losing pick, Mae Muller’s ‘I Wrote a Song’, plus Alessanda’s ‘Queen of Kings’ (from Norway) and Kaarija’s ‘Cha Cha Cha’ (from Finland) are all in the top ten this week.
But sitting all the way up at number two is this year’s winner Loreen, the Swedish singer-songwriter who managed to convince the world that ‘Tattoo’ is a good song. If Loreen’s name sounds familiar, especially to the Eurovision faithful, that’s because it is. Loreen had previously won Eurovision back in 2012 with the song ‘Euphoria’, which peaked at number three on the UK Singles Chart. ‘Tattoo’ is doing one better, even if it hasn’t managed to knock Calvin Harris and Ellie Goulding out of the number one spot this week.
Seeing as how the success of ‘Euphoria’ didn’t ensure an international pop career for Loreen, I don’t believe ‘Tattoo’ will either. She seems to be doing alright for herself – she’s one of only two performers to win Eurovision twice. But most acts use the contest as a jumping-off point for something bigger. I don’t know what going back time and time again says about Loreen, but it’s yet another fascinating wrinkle in the history of Eurovision, a history that perhaps a single American will give a shit about one day.
UK Singles Top Ten (Week of May 24th, 2023):
- ‘Miracle’ – Calvin Harris & Ellie Goulding
- ‘Tattoo’ – Loreen
- ‘Daylight’ – David Kushner
- ‘Eyes Closed’ – Ed Sheeran
- ‘Wish You The Best’ – Lewis Capaldi
- ‘Cha Cha Cha’ – Kaarija
- ‘Calm Down’ – Rema
- ‘React’ – Switch Disco & Ella Henderson
- ‘I Wrote a Song’ – Mae Muller
- ‘Queen of Kings’ – Alessandra
Current US Number One: ‘Last Night’ – Morgan Wallen
I want everybody to know that the two artists in the top two spots of the Billboard Hot 100 this week have collaborated before. That shouldn’t inherently come as a surprise: if two people are both on the pop charts, then they must have something in common, right? Well, keep that in mind when I tell you it’s country pop douchenozzle Morgan Wallen and Chicago drill rapper Lil Durk.
Back when Wallen first got put in temporary pop culture jail for getting caught saying the N-word, Lil Durk was the one black man who was willing to collaborate with him. That could have backfired spectacularly, and it probably should have. But instead, their single ‘Broadway Girls’ was a top 20 hit in the US. Wallen’s dedicated fanbase is even bigger than ever, and Durk is now getting a look near the top of the charts with his J. Cole collaboration ‘All My Life’.
Durk might not have a number one song to his name just yet, but he’s gotten pretty close. His 2020 Drake feature ‘Laugh No Cry Later’ peaked at number two, while his other Drake collaboration ‘In The Bible’ peaked at number seven in 2021. Durk is a mainstream star, so the chances of him grabbing a number one single are actually pretty solid.
Will ‘All My Life’ be the one? I doubt it. Durk’s buddy Wallen has been at number one for seven weeks and counting with ‘Last Night’. The usual trend for songs like ‘All My Life’ is to make a massive push in its first week and then suffer a steep fall down the charts the following week. Will that trend continue? Who’s to say, but as long as Durk keeps his Wallen collaboration in the “one and done” field he’s alright by me.
Billboard Hot 100 Top Ten (Week of May 27th, 2023):
- ‘Last Night’ – Morgan Wallen
- ‘All My Life’ – Lil Durk ft. J. Cole
- ‘Flowers’ – Miley Cyrus
- ‘Kill Bill’ – SZA
- ‘Ella Baila Sola’ – Eslabon Armando X Peso Pluma
- ‘Calm Down’ – Rema & Selena Gomez
- ‘Creepin’ – Metro Boomin, The Weeknd & 21 Savage
- ‘Favorite Song’ – Toosii
- ‘Fast Car’ – Luke Combs
- ‘Anti-Hero’ – Taylor Swift
This Week in Number Ones: ‘MMMBop’ – Hanson (#1 on the Billboard Hot 100, Week of May 24th, 1997)
On March 9th, 1997, hip-hop lost one of its most important figures. Christopher Wallace, better known as The Notorious B.I.G., was shot and killed in a drive-by shooting. It was the ultimate end of the bitter East Coast vs West Coast rivalry that had turned tragic six months earlier when Tupac Shakur had been murdered in Las Vegas. Wars of words became actual violence. The public at large would mourn by throwing Biggie’s ‘Hypnotize’ to number one in May, followed by Puff Daddy’s tribute ‘I’ll Be Missing You’ and Biggie’s ‘Mo Money Mo Problems’ at the end of the summer. In between, another song about the fragility of life and the unwavering imminence of death hit number one.
That would be Hanson’s ‘MMMBop’, one of the silliest and sunniest songs to ever top the Billboard Hot 100. And I’m not being sarcastic: ‘MMMBop’ really is a song about how time slips away, and death is always around the corner. Apologies if you didn’t catch that on the first hundred listens: Taylor Hanson’s vocals aren’t incredibly intelligible, and the music backing up those sad-sack lyrics is way too much fun to even seem like it’s talking about something serious. But make no mistake – ‘MMMBop’ is deep, man.
“What that song talks about is, you’ve got to hold on to the things that really matter. ‘MMMbop’ represents a frame of time or the futility of life,” drummer Zac Hanson told Songfacts in 2018. “Things are going to be gone, whether it’s your age and your youth, or maybe the money you have, or whatever it is, and all that’s going to be left are the people you’ve nurtured and have really built to be your backbone and your support system.”
Here’s the first verse, in case you still don’t believe me. “You have so many relationships in this life /
Only one or two will last / You go through all the pain and strife / Then you turn your back and they’re gone so fast / So hold on the ones who really care / In the end they’ll be the only ones there / And when you get old and start losing your hair / Can you tell me who will still care?” That’s not the carefree teen pop that Hanson was representing.
Weirdly enough, if you go back to the group’s first album, Middle of Nowhere, songs like ‘Weird’ and ‘Where’s the Love’ have pretty dark depictions of life, love, and just struggling to get through the day. That’s just one of so many things about Hanson that don’t make sense. Do you know what else is crazy? ‘MMMBop’ was produced by The Dust Brothers, the sample-happy duo who helped craft the Beastie Boys’ Paul’s Boutique and Beck’s Odelay. Just two years after ‘MMMBop’ topped the pop charts, The Dust Brothers were creating the unsettling mechanical loops that score for Fight Club.
It was the brothers Dust who transformed ‘MMMBop’ from a mournful dirge to a bright and shiny pop hit. They’re the ones who put DJ scratches, drum machines, and a light pop-rock sheen over the top. Also, in case you were wondering, an “MMMBop” is a made-up measurement of time. It’s basically the equivalent of a short moment or fleeting second: “In an MMMBop they’re gone”. For a couple of blonde long-haired teenagers, Hanson were getting pretty deep.
For millions of pop listeners (see: teenager and young girls), ‘MMMBop’ was the perfect antidote to the heaviness that was swirling around the pop charts at the time. If you couldn’t stomach the violent murders of hip-hop’s biggest names, then the breezy tones of ‘MMMBop’ was sure to be the perfect counter. Except that it wasn’t: ‘MMMBop’ arguably has more nuance and subtlety than ‘I’ll Be Missing You’. Death was simply inescapable on the pop charts in the early summer months of 1997, and the biggest harbinger of the underworld was three blonde muppets singing a song with a made-up word in its title.
Billboard Hot 100 Top Ten (Week of May 24th, 1997):
- ‘MMMBop’ – Hanson
- ‘Hypnotize’ – The Notorious B.I.G.
- ‘Return of the Mack’ – Mark Morrison
- ‘For You I Will’ – Monica
- ‘Say You’ll Be There’ – Spice Girls
- ‘Foolish Games’ / ‘You Were Meant For Me’ – Jewel
- ‘I Want You’ – Savage Garden
- ‘Where Have All The Cowboys Gone’ – Paula Cole
- ‘I Belong To You (Every Time I See Your Face)’ – Rome
- ‘Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down’ – Puff Daddy ft. Mase
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