One comedy genius* hatched the plan of getting hold of a dead fish, sneaking it into a music festival and, in between songs, lobbed it a Liam Gallagher who was performing at the time.
During Gallagher’s gig at Spain’s Festival Internacional de Benicàssim over the weekend, one man fulfilled what can only be described as a lifelong ambition of throwing fish at people performing music.
As you can imagine, the former Oasis man was just delighted with the unexpected stage invader: “Which dickhead threw the fish here then?” he asked somewhat unsurprisingly.
“Fucking stinky, smelly fish, man. Now listen man, it really ain’t that fucking bad, man. Don’t be throwing fish on stage, mate. I’ve seen a lot worse than this shit. Alright?”
“I can’t be fucking singing while there’s a fish there, man,” he said before asking a sound man to come on stage to remove the fish.
*Comedy genius – This is a sarcasm disclaimer. Far Out do not think the act of throwing dead animals amounts to a comedy genius status, obviously.
Well then. Here it is: