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Fuzz Townshend says he once dipped his penis in Boris Johnson’s beer

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Fuzz Townshend, the former drummer of Pop Will Eat Itself, has claimed that he once dipped his penis in a pint belonging to Conservative politician Boris Johnson.

Townshend, now a TV presenter, explained that he shares mutual friends with the politician and, when buying a round of beers, seized the opportunity to add a little extra flavour to his pint.

Apparently, while getting the round in, Townshend slipped off to the toilets to “dip his knob” in Boris’ pint of really ale: “He arrived as it was my round,” Townshend explained. “So I said ‘Would you like a drink?’ I was drinking a pint of real ale and he said ‘What’s that like?’ I said ‘yeah, it was pretty good’ so he said ‘I’ll have one of those’.

“I went to the bar but the barrel had to be changed. I brought out my friends drinks, they were on gin and tonics or something like that. Then I had to go back in for the pints. I got the pints and I turned round I noticed that to my left on the way out was the gents’ toilets.

“Now I did need a wee. And I thought, I’m going to go in to the loo. Then when I was in the loo I thought ‘this is an opportunity of a lifetime, I have a politician here, it doesn’t matter which politician.’

“So I dipped my knob in Boris Johnson’s pint and then topped it up with mine.”